Hearing Awareness Pillows

2020 was a rough year for lip readers. (sad man wearing a mask, not able to read lips)

National Everything Awareness Day

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

"The doctor thinks I need a hearing something or other."

Our college is tuned to the students' every need! Campus Visits. We have body image awareness week. Safe sex awareness week. Bullying, drug use and tolerance awareness weeks. What did I miss? Welcome. History, math or English awareness week? Great idea. I'll suggest that.

Can't even hold signs well.

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

"I know it’s a challenge, but it needs your input!" "...Your breadth of knowledge of different interest groups, religions...cultures!" "Right, so the staff Christmas meal will be a traditional lacto-vegan one at a Thai restaurant sometime in March?" "Do you think the Pagans will be OK with that?"

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

"I've had a sore throat ever since we moved near the airport!"

Older lady to husband surrounded by dogs: 'Still getting feedback from your hearing aid?'

"Welcome to the United States."

"I'd know my tinnitus anywhere and this isn't it."

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

Pollution Look

"Do you have a cure doctor?"

'You're not listening to what you're hearing.'

"Ok, I have my hearing aids on now: let's hear this mighty roar of yours. . ."

I'm beginning to regret the hearing aids.

Sewer Rats

Warning Being Alive On This Planet May Cause Cancer

"Thanks to my hearing-aids, I can fly safely and hunt again..."

"The alarm will alert us when our meditative, present-moment-restoring tech break has ended."

'If I was wearing my 'what'?!'

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

"Hey, buddy. I seeka da mayo."

Turn that noise down !

'Maybe she's gluten intolerant.'

"Aunt Mary, I think you may not have heard me right. I requested a bundt cake."

Medication label reads: 'If depression symptoms persist consider suicide'

"Actually, the neighborhood today is much less restricted than it used to be."

People talking through a stethoscope.

'I don't care what anyone says! This is really hard work!'