Hearing Loss Awareness Pillows

'I'm really beginning to feel my age, Lou. Irene used the can opener today and I didn't even hear it.'

"Ok, I have my hearing aids on now: let's hear this mighty roar of yours. . ."

"The doctor thinks I need a hearing something or other."

Our college is tuned to the students' every need! Campus Visits. We have body image awareness week. Safe sex awareness week. Bullying, drug use and tolerance awareness weeks. What did I miss? Welcome. History, math or English awareness week? Great idea. I'll suggest that.

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

Older lady to husband surrounded by dogs: 'Still getting feedback from your hearing aid?'

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

'You're not listening to what you're hearing.'

Sewer Rats

"Thanks to my hearing-aids, I can fly safely and hunt again..."

'Your hearing aid is on back order five months. In the meantime, pass these out to your family, friends and co-workers.'

"No the you shop noise doesn't bother me. This protects me from the incessant Christmas music."

"Hearing aids. What did you wish for?"

"Aunt Mary, I think you may not have heard me right. I requested a bundt cake."

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Guide dogs for the deaf

Old People Whisperer

"But do you feel invisible?"

"I said, you have a suppository in your ear so I think I know where your hearing aid is."

'It's very rare. We don't even have a colored ribbon for it yet.'

"I said, it's the only hearing-aid covered by your insurance."

"Don't worry, with a hearing-aid, you'll be able to hear the farmer's whistles and shouts again..."

don't you think it might be significant that you only hear the ringing in your ears when you're at church?

Noah mishears God and builds a Lark instead of an Ark.

"What's the least spoken language in the world?"

Hearing aid dogs.

2020 was a rough year for lip readers. (sad man wearing a mask, not able to read lips)

Audiology!!

"Doctor, my ear keeps ringing. . ."

He's the sort of man who looks out the window, sees something wrong and does something about it.

'To bring awareness of a very important issue and how much it means to me...What part of, I'm-wearing-a-ribbon-and-you're-not, don't you understand?'

HIV Prevention

'The specialist gave me this medicine for my hearing loss. He said two drops a day in my beer, but so far I haven't noticed any improvements.'

"Did you remember to get a new battery for your hearing aid?"