Hair Loss Awareness Pillows

'This one's for hair loss awareness'

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

"I'm here for the hair."

"Oh No!! - I'm deciduous..."

"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

Express Barber Chair. 10 Hairs or Less

"Put it under your pillow, and maybe you'll get a visit from the hair fairy."

'Please restore all toupees to upright position.'

Bald man spraying his head with hairspray

"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald."

"Ok, I have my hearing aids on now: let's hear this mighty roar of yours. . ."

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

'Give it to me straight, Doc, what are the chances of a recession?'

"Wig or the wisp?"

"Mike, I know you're happy with your new toupee, but I really think it's something that you should keep under you hat."

"I'm no show dog - I have Alopecia!"

"If it weren't for lobby security tapes I wouldn't even know I had a bald spot on the top of my head."

"Shaving your head takes the guesswork out of going bald."

'Perfect.'

Hair club for men.

"Excuse Brian, but he's started to lose his hair."

"I never appreciated having a cat until I lost my hair."

'I'm really beginning to feel my age, Lou. Irene used the can opener today and I didn't even hear it.'

'I think that I'm beginning to lose my mane.'

'No wonder it's blocked! How can she moult so much and not be bald?'

'Money and hair only seem important when you don't have any.'

"Lose the rug."

'You call it 'Bald', I call it 'Evolution'!'

'First off I'd like to apologise, M'lud---I appear to have picked up my wife's wig instead of mine by mistake'

Budget Toupees.

Male Mid-Life Myth.

"Hey, nice toupee."

"Robert is losing his hair...and his mind simultaneously."

'Poor Fred -- he thought he'd get his hair back.'