Hair Loss Commiserator Pillows

"Oh No!! - I'm deciduous..."

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

"Our Big Hairy Audacious Goal is balding."

"I'm here for the hair."

Express Barber Chair. 10 Hairs or Less

"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

Snail Pattern Balding.

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

Male Pattern Baldness

"Put it under your pillow, and maybe you'll get a visit from the hair fairy."

Bald man spraying his head with hairspray

'Please restore all toupees to upright position.'

Your male pattern baldness is partly genetic and partly hereditary.

"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald."

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

"Mike, I know you're happy with your new toupee, but I really think it's something that you should keep under you hat."

"Wig or the wisp?"

'Blummin' 'eck - a granddad!'

Conversations With The Missing Link.

'Give it to me straight, Doc, what are the chances of a recession?'

"I'm no show dog - I have Alopecia!"

Hair club for men.

"If it weren't for lobby security tapes I wouldn't even know I had a bald spot on the top of my head."

"Excuse Brian, but he's started to lose his hair."

"I never appreciated having a cat until I lost my hair."

Dog with bald spots wearing jumper.

"Shaving your head takes the guesswork out of going bald."

"You're not losing your hair Dad, it's right here in your comb."

'I think that I'm beginning to lose my mane.'

"Lose the rug."

'Is throwing a toupee a technical foul?'

'Money and hair only seem important when you don't have any.'

'No wonder it's blocked! How can she moult so much and not be bald?'