Hair Loss Sympathizer Pillows

'No wonder it's blocked! How can she moult so much and not be bald?'

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

"Our Big Hairy Audacious Goal is balding."

"I'm here for the hair."

"Oh No!! - I'm deciduous..."

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

Express Barber Chair. 10 Hairs or Less

"Put it under your pillow, and maybe you'll get a visit from the hair fairy."

Male Pattern Baldness

'Please restore all toupees to upright position.'

Your male pattern baldness is partly genetic and partly hereditary.

New Hair Cloning Technology.

Bald man spraying his head with hairspray

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

'Blummin' 'eck - a granddad!'

"The cost of a haircut? It depends on what's in your underpants."

'On that Noah thing, just rinse and repeat as necessary.'

Conversations With The Missing Link.

'Give it to me straight, Doc, what are the chances of a recession?'

"Wig or the wisp?"

"Mike, I know you're happy with your new toupee, but I really think it's something that you should keep under you hat."

"I'm no show dog - I have Alopecia!"

"Shaving your head takes the guesswork out of going bald."

"Excuse Brian, but he's started to lose his hair."

"If it weren't for lobby security tapes I wouldn't even know I had a bald spot on the top of my head."

Dog with bald spots wearing jumper.

"You're not losing your hair Dad, it's right here in your comb."

'I think that I'm beginning to lose my mane.'

'Money and hair only seem important when you don't have any.'

"Lose the rug."

'Please stand by. Our Newscaster has lost his toupee.'

'First off I'd like to apologise, M'lud---I appear to have picked up my wife's wig instead of mine by mistake'