Hair Loss Survivor Pillows

"I'm here for the hair."

'It hides your bald spot, but the halo made you look taller.'

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

"Our Big Hairy Audacious Goal is balding."

"Oh No!! - I'm deciduous..."

"Of course, it's MY hair - I've still got the receipt!"

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

The barber

"Wait, mister Samson. The manager said he'll give you a full refund and a year's worth of free stylings."

Male Pattern Baldness

"Put it under your pillow, and maybe you'll get a visit from the hair fairy."

Bald man spraying his head with hairspray

Your male pattern baldness is partly genetic and partly hereditary.

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

'Going bald isn't all bad - just think, you'll never have dandruff again!'

Conversations With The Missing Link.

"Mike, I know you're happy with your new toupee, but I really think it's something that you should keep under you hat."

"Wig or the wisp?"

'Worst case of premature baldness I've ever seen.'

'Perfect.'

"Shaving your head takes the guesswork out of going bald."

Hair club for men.

"I never appreciated having a cat until I lost my hair."

"You're not losing your hair Dad, it's right here in your comb."

'No wonder it's blocked! How can she moult so much and not be bald?'

'Money and hair only seem important when you don't have any.'

'I've been having one long, continuous bad hair day for the past 25 years.'

'You call it 'Bald', I call it 'Evolution'!'

Male Mid-Life Myth.

Budget Toupees.

"Robert is losing his hair...and his mind simultaneously."

'I'm not only a MEMBER of CAT-NOGGINS...I'm also the FOUNDER..'

"Hey, nice toupee."

Male pattern damnation