Hair Loss Journey Pillows

Tree Wigs

'Perfect.'

Male Mid-Life Myth.

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

"I'm here for the hair."

'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..'

Zoo. Diet Clinic. Hey everybody --- There's no longer an 800-pound gorilla in the room!

'Yes I do notice an improvement. Your chins don't juggle anymore.'

"Of course, it's MY hair - I've still got the receipt!"

Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales.

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

'Please help mommy lose some weight. She gets grumpy when she's on a diet that's not working.'

'I knew it was time to do something when I leapt from the stage to do some body surfing and the crowd parted.'

The barber

'I've found the blockage it looks like your gastric band!'

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

Male Pattern Baldness

"My incentive for losing weight? I bought a fitted sheet a size to small."

"Put it under your pillow, and maybe you'll get a visit from the hair fairy."

'However hard I try to lose weight, it always finds me again.'

''Exercise'? -- But I hate to eat and run!'

Woman on running machine next to a cake.

A tailor measuring a large man

Bald man spraying his head with hairspray

'Please restore all toupees to upright position.'

Your male pattern baldness is partly genetic and partly hereditary.

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

"Buy them - and never look back."

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

'It's me or the cake....'

'Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants.'

'I'm thinking of having a gastric band fitted to my cigarettes.'

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