Overcoming Hair Loss Pillows

'I might no longer qualify as the national bird, but with this head of hair? It's worth it!'

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

"I'm here for the hair."

"Of course, it's MY hair - I've still got the receipt!"

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

The barber

"Put it under your pillow, and maybe you'll get a visit from the hair fairy."

Male Pattern Baldness

'Please restore all toupees to upright position.'

Bald man spraying his head with hairspray

Your male pattern baldness is partly genetic and partly hereditary.

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

"Mike, I know you're happy with your new toupee, but I really think it's something that you should keep under you hat."

"Wig or the wisp?"

'Going bald isn't all bad - just think, you'll never have dandruff again!'

Conversations With The Missing Link.

'Perfect.'

"Shaving your head takes the guesswork out of going bald."

"I never appreciated having a cat until I lost my hair."

Hair club for men.

'This sucks. Let's try and start the wave.'

"You're not losing your hair Dad, it's right here in your comb."

"Colin never bothered with a seatbelt. The pub quiz team never recovered."

'Money and hair only seem important when you don't have any.'

'No wonder it's blocked! How can she moult so much and not be bald?'

"And now, dear, I’m going to hum annoyingly and see how you like it."

'You call it 'Bald', I call it 'Evolution'!'

'I've been having one long, continuous bad hair day for the past 25 years.'

"He just doesn't know what to do with himself since he passed away."

'I'm not only a MEMBER of CAT-NOGGINS...I'm also the FOUNDER..'

"Robert is losing his hair...and his mind simultaneously."

Well, I talked to my parents. I explained to them that I understood our cat Magus had died. I told my folks they don't have to tiptoe around the idea of death. I know that Magus' body stopped working because she was old and now she's in a better place. Probably like Disneyland but with lost of pillows and tuna. Right, Rudy? Damn straight, little man. Hot chocolate on the house.

"Hey, nice toupee."

Budget Toupees.