Combatting Hair Loss Pillows

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

"I'm here for the hair."

"Oh No!! - I'm deciduous..."

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

"Of course, it's MY hair - I've still got the receipt!"

The barber

"Put it under your pillow, and maybe you'll get a visit from the hair fairy."

Male Pattern Baldness

'Please restore all toupees to upright position.'

New Hair Cloning Technology.

Your male pattern baldness is partly genetic and partly hereditary.

Bald man spraying his head with hairspray

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

Conversations With The Missing Link.

'Going bald isn't all bad - just think, you'll never have dandruff again!'

"Mike, I know you're happy with your new toupee, but I really think it's something that you should keep under you hat."

"Wig or the wisp?"

"Shaving your head takes the guesswork out of going bald."

'Perfect.'

"The only thing getting thinner, is my hair."

Hair club for men.

"You're not losing your hair Dad, it's right here in your comb."

'Money and hair only seem important when you don't have any.'

'No wonder it's blocked! How can she moult so much and not be bald?'

'You call it 'Bald', I call it 'Evolution'!'

'I've been having one long, continuous bad hair day for the past 25 years.'

"Hey, nice toupee."

"Robert is losing his hair...and his mind simultaneously."

Budget Toupees.

Male Mid-Life Myth.

'I'm not only a MEMBER of CAT-NOGGINS...I'm also the FOUNDER..'

'Great wig. Where did you get it?.'

Tree Wigs

'Jealous? Nonsense,my Emily doesn't know the meaning of the word!'