Combatting Hair Loss Mugs

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

"I'm here for the hair."

"Oh No!! - I'm deciduous..."

"Of course, it's MY hair - I've still got the receipt!"

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

The barber

"Put it under your pillow, and maybe you'll get a visit from the hair fairy."

Male Pattern Baldness

Bald man spraying his head with hairspray

New Hair Cloning Technology.

'Please restore all toupees to upright position.'

Your male pattern baldness is partly genetic and partly hereditary.

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

"Mike, I know you're happy with your new toupee, but I really think it's something that you should keep under you hat."

Conversations With The Missing Link.

"Wig or the wisp?"

'Going bald isn't all bad - just think, you'll never have dandruff again!'

"Shaving your head takes the guesswork out of going bald."

'Perfect.'

"The only thing getting thinner, is my hair."

Hair club for men.

"You're not losing your hair Dad, it's right here in your comb."

'No wonder it's blocked! How can she moult so much and not be bald?'

'Money and hair only seem important when you don't have any.'

'You call it 'Bald', I call it 'Evolution'!'

'I've been having one long, continuous bad hair day for the past 25 years.'

"Hey, nice toupee."

"Robert is losing his hair...and his mind simultaneously."

'I'm not only a MEMBER of CAT-NOGGINS...I'm also the FOUNDER..'

Male Mid-Life Myth.

Budget Toupees.

'Great wig. Where did you get it?.'

Tree Wigs

'I might no longer qualify as the national bird, but with this head of hair? It's worth it!'