Coping With Hair Loss Mugs

'I've been having one long, continuous bad hair day for the past 25 years.'

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

"I'm here for the hair."

"Oh No!! - I'm deciduous..."

"Of course, it's MY hair - I've still got the receipt!"

The barber

"Put it under your pillow, and maybe you'll get a visit from the hair fairy."

Bald man spraying his head with hairspray

'Please restore all toupees to upright position.'

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

"After Harry was gone I started decorating the house as a distraction. It was around the time I was wallpapering the driveway that I thought I should seek grief counseling."

"You've suffered a loss and you need time to grieve, also, tomorrow the market may turn around."

'Going bald isn't all bad - just think, you'll never have dandruff again!'

"Your husband died from medical malpractice, but it may comfort you to know that brain surgery is always risky...even when the doctor doesn't have a hangover."

Conversations With The Missing Link.

"Wig or the wisp?"

"Mike, I know you're happy with your new toupee, but I really think it's something that you should keep under you hat."

"Shaving your head takes the guesswork out of going bald."

'Frankly, Charles, I'm having a hard time handling our investments'.

'Perfect.'

"I never appreciated having a cat until I lost my hair."

Hair club for men.

The night

Greeting cards: Get Well, Sympathy, Pity.

'We're sorry for your loss. but it must be a consolation to know that his death didn't effect our targets.'

Denial Exit Now: Anger, Bargaining, Depression and Acceptance Next 4 Exits.

'This sucks. Let's try and start the wave.'

'Quit blubbering. This is why I hate taking you shopping.'

"Yes, this is a used coffin. My brother was a car dealer."

"And now, dear, I’m going to hum annoyingly and see how you like it."

'No wonder it's blocked! How can she moult so much and not be bald?'

'Money and hair only seem important when you don't have any.'

"Colin never bothered with a seatbelt. The pub quiz team never recovered."

'You call it 'Bald', I call it 'Evolution'!'

"He just doesn't know what to do with himself since he passed away."