Hair-loss Warrior Mugs

Conversations With The Missing Link.

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

To do before Saturday...

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

'Barb had her stomach replaced with a mouse's stomach to help her eat less.'

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

"I'm here for the hair."

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

"I haven't lost any weight after two weeks of dieting, but my hair's getting thinner."

"Tell me more about your fear of going bald."

Valleyview diet clinic

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

"This is Chance. When he first came here he was a fat Chance. Now he's a slim Chance."

House proud woman vacuums hair from dog.

'I've found the blockage it looks like your gastric band!'

"My incentive for losing weight? I bought a fitted sheet a size to small."

Male Pattern Baldness

Doctor to overweight patient: 'I assure you, stomach stapling is quite routine these days.'

'...but you can't keep imagining you're going downhill!'

Your male pattern baldness is partly genetic and partly hereditary.

A diuretic! Are you sure about this?

Shrink

"A valiant effort, Mike, but just accept that you're going bald."

New Hair Cloning Technology.

"Ready to head back?"

'I've decided to get serious about losing weight. I moved the refrigerator out of my bedroom.'

Woman in Restaurant has Menu and Calorie Counter.

'A crack team of scientists searches tirelessly for a cure for baldness.'

Woman and scales.

The real reason salad aids weight loss

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

'If you want your diet to work, you're going to have to take the wheels off your refrigerator.'

'For gods sake get back, there's a triple chocolate fudge cake in there!'