Hair-loss Warrior Gifts

Conversations With The Missing Link.

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

To do before Saturday...

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

"Tell me more about your fear of going bald."

"I'm here for the hair."

"I haven't lost any weight after two weeks of dieting, but my hair's getting thinner."

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

Valleyview diet clinic

"This is Chance. When he first came here he was a fat Chance. Now he's a slim Chance."

'I've found the blockage it looks like your gastric band!'

House proud woman vacuums hair from dog.

"My incentive for losing weight? I bought a fitted sheet a size to small."

Male Pattern Baldness

'...but you can't keep imagining you're going downhill!'

Doctor to overweight patient: 'I assure you, stomach stapling is quite routine these days.'

New Hair Cloning Technology.

"A valiant effort, Mike, but just accept that you're going bald."

Shrink

Your male pattern baldness is partly genetic and partly hereditary.

"Ready to head back?"

'I've decided to get serious about losing weight. I moved the refrigerator out of my bedroom.'

Woman in Restaurant has Menu and Calorie Counter.

'If you want your diet to work, you're going to have to take the wheels off your refrigerator.'

'For gods sake get back, there's a triple chocolate fudge cake in there!'

'A crack team of scientists searches tirelessly for a cure for baldness.'

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

Woman and scales.

The real reason salad aids weight loss

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

'Hundreds of years of medical progress, and all you can tell me to do is eat less?'