Hair Loss Survivor Gifts

"I'm here for the hair."

'It hides your bald spot, but the halo made you look taller.'

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

"Our Big Hairy Audacious Goal is balding."

"Oh No!! - I'm deciduous..."

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

"Of course, it's MY hair - I've still got the receipt!"

The barber

"Put it under your pillow, and maybe you'll get a visit from the hair fairy."

Male Pattern Baldness

Your male pattern baldness is partly genetic and partly hereditary.

Bald man spraying his head with hairspray

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

"Wig or the wisp?"

"Mike, I know you're happy with your new toupee, but I really think it's something that you should keep under you hat."

'Going bald isn't all bad - just think, you'll never have dandruff again!'

Conversations With The Missing Link.

'Worst case of premature baldness I've ever seen.'

"I never appreciated having a cat until I lost my hair."

'Perfect.'

Hair club for men.

"Shaving your head takes the guesswork out of going bald."

"You're not losing your hair Dad, it's right here in your comb."

'Money and hair only seem important when you don't have any.'

'No wonder it's blocked! How can she moult so much and not be bald?'

'I've been having one long, continuous bad hair day for the past 25 years.'

'You call it 'Bald', I call it 'Evolution'!'

Budget Toupees.

'I'm not only a MEMBER of CAT-NOGGINS...I'm also the FOUNDER..'

"Robert is losing his hair...and his mind simultaneously."

"Hey, nice toupee."

Male Mid-Life Myth.

'Jealous? Nonsense,my Emily doesn't know the meaning of the word!'

Male pattern damnation