Baldness Survivor Gifts

'Worst case of premature baldness I've ever seen.'

Male pattern damnation

"I'm here for the hair."

"Tell me more about your fear of going bald."

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

Operation Chrome Dome.

New Hair Cloning Technology.

"A valiant effort, Mike, but just accept that you're going bald."

Baldness Facts

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

'A crack team of scientists searches tirelessly for a cure for baldness.'

"His baldness was way out of control, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."

"Wig or the wisp?"

"The combover works even less now that you're using your back hair."

'Blummin' 'eck - a granddad!'

"The Five Major Warning Signs of Baldness."

Bald hairdresser recomending hair restoring lotion

"All in favor of toupees, say aye."

"Hey - a crop circle! Let's land here...."

"Hey... Where'd everybody go?"

"Just take a little off the top!"

'I think you're on to something, Langdon. Perhaps we should try for a lot of LITTLE hairs instead.'

"Clyde here has volunteered to try the hair growth formula in time for his date tonight."

Toupee shop showcases hairy head covering.

'We're gonna make a fortune using cactus as hair replacement for porcupines.'

Hare restorer.

The Lord giveth. The Lord taketh away. Joe giveth back.

Furley hair transplant clinic - Christmas tree needles falling out in clinics window.

Man pulling nose hair and inadvertently head hair.

'Jungle hair.'

'Apparently you didn't shake well'