Baldness Survivor Mugs

'Worst case of premature baldness I've ever seen.'

Male pattern damnation

"Tell me more about your fear of going bald."

"I'm here for the hair."

Broadway Theater coming productions. Look, they're bringing back a production of "Hair" with all the original cast members. It's going to be called "Bald".

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

Operation Chrome Dome.

New Hair Cloning Technology.

Baldness Facts

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

"A valiant effort, Mike, but just accept that you're going bald."

'A crack team of scientists searches tirelessly for a cure for baldness.'

"His baldness was way out of control, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."

'Blummin' 'eck - a granddad!'

"The combover works even less now that you're using your back hair."

"Wig or the wisp?"

"The Five Major Warning Signs of Baldness."

Bald hairdresser recomending hair restoring lotion

"All in favor of toupees, say aye."

"Hey... Where'd everybody go?"

"Hey - a crop circle! Let's land here...."

How Chickens Deal With Baldness.

"Clyde here has volunteered to try the hair growth formula in time for his date tonight."

"What I said was 'You'd look good in a TOUPEE'..."

"Just take a little off the top!"

Toupee shop showcases hairy head covering.

'I think you're on to something, Langdon. Perhaps we should try for a lot of LITTLE hairs instead.'

Hare restorer.

I shaved my head before clipping season so the sheep feel we're in this together. Shear and shear alike!

The Lord giveth. The Lord taketh away. Joe giveth back.

'We're gonna make a fortune using cactus as hair replacement for porcupines.'

Furley hair transplant clinic - Christmas tree needles falling out in clinics window.

A startling scientific breakthrough occurs when the Hair Club for men joins forces with Chia Pet.

Headlice look for living hair space,

Man pulling nose hair and inadvertently head hair.