Baldness Aficionado Mugs

Child commenting on a visitor's baldness

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

Emergency Hipster Beard

wattle covers

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

The Beard in the Stone

'We were thinking of naming him after his daddy, but I don't really like the name, Old slap head.'

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

'Long shift?'

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

Normal Beard vs. Hipster Beard

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

Sigh … They grow up so fast, don't they?

Bearded Leftie.

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

The Organic

Your five o'clock shadow is showing, Mike.

'To grow a good beard, have good dental habits. First, brush with a concave brush to clean the teeth's facial surfaces. Then use a convex brush to reach flat surfaces. Then use a scalloped brush to be chic. Then floss to clean between teeth. Then use ...

"I noticed a few browns."

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

"It makes you look old."

A stylized man in pyjamas

Trendies, INC

Operation Chrome Dome.

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

Beard fails

"I've made a terrible mistake."

"Oh, honey, you’ve got two croutons caught in your beard, and … is that an iPod Nano?!"

Two men in barber shop

A few post-Christmas options for Santa.

Chuck played mean hair guitar.