Baldness Conquerors Gifts

The Lord giveth. The Lord taketh away. Joe giveth back.

"Tell me more about your fear of going bald."

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

Balding gnomes

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

This is what Fred gets for wishing for more hair.

"A valiant effort, Mike, but just accept that you're going bald."

New Hair Cloning Technology.

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

"Maybe if I put these under my pillow I'll get a visit from the hair fairy."

'A crack team of scientists searches tirelessly for a cure for baldness.'

"I don't regret going bald. I just regret growing bald before I had a chance to rock a man bun."

'You can't join the Federal Witness Protection program just to keep your friends from seeing your bald spot.'

"Wig or the wisp?"

The less celebrated, but still spectacular, combover eagle.

'Blummin' 'eck - a granddad!'

'Worst case of premature baldness I've ever seen.'

Bald hairdresser recomending hair restoring lotion

"All in favor of toupees, say aye."

"The hair on my back - will it go back to my head?"

'The only thing that stops hair falling is the floor.'

"Hey - a crop circle! Let's land here...."

"Of course there's no medical cure for baldness!"

'I'm prescribing Rogaine for your head and Roloss for your back.'

How Chickens Deal With Baldness.

'You can tell when you're getting older when your ears are hairier than your head!'

"What I said was 'You'd look good in a TOUPEE'..."

"Clyde here has volunteered to try the hair growth formula in time for his date tonight."

"Not too much off the top, Floyd!"

Hare restorer.

'We're gonna make a fortune using cactus as hair replacement for porcupines.'

Headlice look for living hair space,

Man pulling nose hair and inadvertently head hair.

Furley hair transplant clinic - Christmas tree needles falling out in clinics window.

'Apparently you didn't shake well'