Baldness Believer Gifts

'Blummin' 'eck - a granddad!'

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

"Tell me more about your fear of going bald."

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

New Hair Cloning Technology.

"A valiant effort, Mike, but just accept that you're going bald."

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

'A crack team of scientists searches tirelessly for a cure for baldness.'

"Wig or the wisp?"

'Worst case of premature baldness I've ever seen.'

Bald hairdresser recomending hair restoring lotion

"Hey - a crop circle! Let's land here...."

'The only thing that stops hair falling is the floor.'

"Someday, son, all of yours will be this."

"The hair on my back - will it go back to my head?"

'Well, if you must run your fingers through my hair.'

Half full head of hair, half empty head of hair.

How Chickens Deal With Baldness.

"Of course there's no medical cure for baldness!"

Hare restorer.

'I think you're on to something, Langdon. Perhaps we should try for a lot of LITTLE hairs instead.'

"Clyde here has volunteered to try the hair growth formula in time for his date tonight."

"What I said was 'You'd look good in a TOUPEE'..."

"Uh oh, Chet. There's a toupee down on the play.."

'We're gonna make a fortune using cactus as hair replacement for porcupines.'

The Lord giveth. The Lord taketh away. Joe giveth back.

Headlice look for living hair space,

Man pulling nose hair and inadvertently head hair.

Furley hair transplant clinic - Christmas tree needles falling out in clinics window.

'Don't you guys ever read? That contract is void in case of male pattern baldness!'

Personal history

'Apparently you didn't shake well'

'Yes, it is windy today, Mrs Jones - Haven't seen a wig flying around, have you?'

"His baldness was way out ofcontrol, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."