Baldness Believer Pillows

'Blummin' 'eck - a granddad!'

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

"Tell me more about your fear of going bald."

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

"A valiant effort, Mike, but just accept that you're going bald."

New Hair Cloning Technology.

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

'A crack team of scientists searches tirelessly for a cure for baldness.'

"Wig or the wisp?"

'Worst case of premature baldness I've ever seen.'

Bald hairdresser recomending hair restoring lotion

"Hey - a crop circle! Let's land here...."

"Someday, son, all of yours will be this."

'The only thing that stops hair falling is the floor.'

'Well, if you must run your fingers through my hair.'

Half full head of hair, half empty head of hair.

"Of course there's no medical cure for baldness!"

Hare restorer.

'I think you're on to something, Langdon. Perhaps we should try for a lot of LITTLE hairs instead.'

"Uh oh, Chet. There's a toupee down on the play.."

"Clyde here has volunteered to try the hair growth formula in time for his date tonight."

The Lord giveth. The Lord taketh away. Joe giveth back.

'We're gonna make a fortune using cactus as hair replacement for porcupines.'

Man pulling nose hair and inadvertently head hair.

Furley hair transplant clinic - Christmas tree needles falling out in clinics window.

'Don't you guys ever read? That contract is void in case of male pattern baldness!'

'I've got a receding hairline!'

Personal history

'Apparently you didn't shake well'

'Yes, it is windy today, Mrs Jones - Haven't seen a wig flying around, have you?'

"His baldness was way out ofcontrol, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."