Baldness Philosophers Pillows

The three stages of baldness

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

Woman looking into a mirror

"Define fair."

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

Snail Pattern Balding.

The barber

Balding gnomes

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

This is what Fred gets for wishing for more hair.

Bald man with a brush on his head

'It's a smaller planet than I thought.'

Your male pattern baldness is partly genetic and partly hereditary.

'I wish I had more hair.' 'Don't be a silly billy. You've got plenty of hair. Here's your bald, I mean your boiled, egg.'

'Global warming, international terrorism, melting polar ice caps, receding hairline... It's all very worrying.'

'Blummin' 'eck - a granddad!'

The less celebrated, but still spectacular, combover eagle.

"He's a good boy, but he sheds like crazy."

Bald hairdresser recomending hair restoring lotion

"We took a yachting holiday last year, strayed into the Bermuda Triangle, miraculously made it home somehow, but Brian's hair disappeared."

"Someday, son, all of yours will be this."

"Hey - a crop circle! Let's land here...."

"Good news, we found a plant the cured baldness."

"Yeah, I agree, it is a but unexpected since you were such a handsome caterpillar..."

'I was born as beautiful as you, but after a few years you will see...'

"Operator, get me my hair!"

'The only thing that stops hair falling is the floor.'

Half full head of hair, half empty head of hair.

"Of course there's no medical cure for baldness!"

'I'm prescribing Rogaine for your head and Roloss for your back.'

Man has special three-pronged comb for the three hairs on his head.