Baldness Philosopher Pillows

"Of course there's no medical cure for baldness!"

'The only thing that stops hair falling is the floor.'

'Doctor how can I avoid falling hair?'

'I've got a receding hairline!'

"Well, the good news is - it's not your hairline that's receding!"

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

Snail Pattern Balding.

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

The barber

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

Balding gnomes

This is what Fred gets for wishing for more hair.

Your male pattern baldness is partly genetic and partly hereditary.

'It's a smaller planet than I thought.'

Bald man with a brush on his head

'I wish I had more hair.' 'Don't be a silly billy. You've got plenty of hair. Here's your bald, I mean your boiled, egg.'

The less celebrated, but still spectacular, combover eagle.

'Blummin' 'eck - a granddad!'

"He's a good boy, but he sheds like crazy."

'Global warming, international terrorism, melting polar ice caps, receding hairline... It's all very worrying.'

Bald hairdresser recomending hair restoring lotion

"We took a yachting holiday last year, strayed into the Bermuda Triangle, miraculously made it home somehow, but Brian's hair disappeared."

"Someday, son, all of yours will be this."

"Hey - a crop circle! Let's land here...."

"Operator, get me my hair!"

"Good news, we found a plant the cured baldness."

Half full head of hair, half empty head of hair.

'I'm prescribing Rogaine for your head and Roloss for your back.'

'You can tell when you're getting older when your ears are hairier than your head!'

Man has special three-pronged comb for the three hairs on his head.

The Lord giveth. The Lord taketh away. Joe giveth back.

"Not too much off the top, Floyd!"

'I think you're on to something, Langdon. Perhaps we should try for a lot of LITTLE hairs instead.'

'Your mother reckons you look like your baby photos now without your dandruff, dear.'

Furley hair transplant clinic - Christmas tree needles falling out in clinics window.