Baldness Philosopher Pillows

"Of course there's no medical cure for baldness!"

'The only thing that stops hair falling is the floor.'

'Doctor how can I avoid falling hair?'

'I've got a receding hairline!'

"Well, the good news is - it's not your hairline that's receding!"

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

Snail Pattern Balding.

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

The barber

Balding gnomes

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

This is what Fred gets for wishing for more hair.

Your male pattern baldness is partly genetic and partly hereditary.

Bald man with a brush on his head

'It's a smaller planet than I thought.'

'I wish I had more hair.' 'Don't be a silly billy. You've got plenty of hair. Here's your bald, I mean your boiled, egg.'

There's a zip code on your head. It's mail pattern baldness.

All I know is, your Rogaine's all chewed up, and the cat's been coughing like crazy.

"He's a good boy, but he sheds like crazy."

'Blummin' 'eck - a granddad!'

'Global warming, international terrorism, melting polar ice caps, receding hairline... It's all very worrying.'

The less celebrated, but still spectacular, combover eagle.

Bald hairdresser recomending hair restoring lotion

"We took a yachting holiday last year, strayed into the Bermuda Triangle, miraculously made it home somehow, but Brian's hair disappeared."

"Someday, son, all of yours will be this."

"The hair on my back - will it go back to my head?"

"Hey - a crop circle! Let's land here...."

"Operator, get me my hair!"

"Good news, we found a plant the cured baldness."

Half full head of hair, half empty head of hair.

'I'm prescribing Rogaine for your head and Roloss for your back.'

"Not too much off the top, Floyd!"

'Your mother reckons you look like your baby photos now without your dandruff, dear.'

The Lord giveth. The Lord taketh away. Joe giveth back.

'You can tell when you're getting older when your ears are hairier than your head!'