Bald Philosophy Enthusiast Pillows

"Look upon it as a blank canvas."

Humans...What is their purpose?

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'The Questioner'

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

Zenemies.

Pastorius wonders why.

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

'We were thinking of naming him after his daddy, but I don't really like the name, Old slap head.'

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

Arthur Schopenhauer

"Well, I think we come back as newspapers." "You're nuts."

"What's so wrong with always living in the present?"

"If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore, and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God which had been shown! … Emerson" "Good boy!"

How world war III started.

'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'

Human rights

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

'And the life of man, solitary, poore, nasty, brutish, and short.' -- Thomas Hobbes, 'I dated a guy like that once.'

'My imaginary playmate squealed on me!'

'Do you ever contemplate life's big questions?'

"Let's throw another ideologue on the fire."

All we have in life is this moment...

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

"Once upon a time there was no scientific method. So people made up stupid shit. The end."

"The meaning of life, eh? Beats me... Let's google it."