Baldness Humor Appreciator Pillows

"You have no idea how embarrassing it is to be a bald lion. This morning a cub mistook me for his mother."

"Bob, are you going to wear that star all the time?" "It covers my bald spot."

'POSTED! TOPLESS BATHERS ONLY BEYOND THIS POINT!'

'We were thinking of naming him after his daddy, but I don't really like the name, Old slap head.'

Snail Pattern Balding.

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

The barber

Operation Chrome Dome.

'You've got dry scalp.'

'I always ask that you be frank and let your hair down providing, of course, you ever grow any hair to let down.'

Balding Autumn Tree.

Your male pattern baldness is partly genetic and partly hereditary.

Bald man with a brush on his head

'I wish I had more hair.' 'Don't be a silly billy. You've got plenty of hair. Here's your bald, I mean your boiled, egg.'

'Global warming, international terrorism, melting polar ice caps, receding hairline... It's all very worrying.'

"He's a good boy, but he sheds like crazy."

"We took a yachting holiday last year, strayed into the Bermuda Triangle, miraculously made it home somehow, but Brian's hair disappeared."

"Good news, we found a plant the cured baldness."

"Someday, son, all of yours will be this."

"Well, did it work?"

"Hey - a crop circle! Let's land here...."

"Operator, get me my hair!"

Half full head of hair, half empty head of hair.

Shampoo 'Slaphead and Shoulders'

Man has special three-pronged comb for the three hairs on his head.

'Your wife called. She said she found your toupee on the kitchen floor, next to a saucer of milk.'

Combs for the bald.

'I think of my 'bald-patch' as a solar panel for a sex-machine!'

Furley hair transplant clinic - Christmas tree needles falling out in clinics window.

Dad, if there was a hair fairy, you'd be rich."

Hair Transplant Clinic

"When I was young, we had a lot of hair and no tattoos. Now everything's all reversed."

"So, under 'Hair Color' you wrote 'Infra-Redhead!?!"

"I definitely said I needed a BOLD knight..."