Baldness Humor Appreciator T-Shirts

"You have no idea how embarrassing it is to be a bald lion. This morning a cub mistook me for his mother."

"Bob, are you going to wear that star all the time?" "It covers my bald spot."

'POSTED! TOPLESS BATHERS ONLY BEYOND THIS POINT!'

'We were thinking of naming him after his daddy, but I don't really like the name, Old slap head.'

Snail Pattern Balding.

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

The barber

Operation Chrome Dome.

'You've got dry scalp.'

Balding Autumn Tree.

'I always ask that you be frank and let your hair down providing, of course, you ever grow any hair to let down.'

Bald man with a brush on his head

Your male pattern baldness is partly genetic and partly hereditary.

'I wish I had more hair.' 'Don't be a silly billy. You've got plenty of hair. Here's your bald, I mean your boiled, egg.'

There's a zip code on your head. It's mail pattern baldness.

All I know is, your Rogaine's all chewed up, and the cat's been coughing like crazy.

"He's a good boy, but he sheds like crazy."

'Global warming, international terrorism, melting polar ice caps, receding hairline... It's all very worrying.'

"We took a yachting holiday last year, strayed into the Bermuda Triangle, miraculously made it home somehow, but Brian's hair disappeared."

"Well, did it work?"

"Hey - a crop circle! Let's land here...."

"Operator, get me my hair!"

"The hair on my back - will it go back to my head?"

"Good news, we found a plant the cured baldness."

"Someday, son, all of yours will be this."

Half full head of hair, half empty head of hair.

Shampoo 'Slaphead and Shoulders'

Man has special three-pronged comb for the three hairs on his head.

'Your wife called. She said she found your toupee on the kitchen floor, next to a saucer of milk.'

Combs for the bald.

'I think of my 'bald-patch' as a solar panel for a sex-machine!'

Furley hair transplant clinic - Christmas tree needles falling out in clinics window.

Hair Transplant Clinic

Dad, if there was a hair fairy, you'd be rich."

Look, Joe got a toupee! He's living under an assumed mane!