Baldness Humor Lover T-Shirts

Half full head of hair, half empty head of hair.

'Of course you're not losing your hair. Most of it is right here in the bath if you want it.'

"I thought they weren't allowed to move!"

'Poor Fred -- he thought he'd get his hair back.'

'We were thinking of naming him after his daddy, but I don't really like the name, Old slap head.'

Snail Pattern Balding.

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

The barber

Operation Chrome Dome.

Bald man with a brush on his head

Your male pattern baldness is partly genetic and partly hereditary.

'I wish I had more hair.' 'Don't be a silly billy. You've got plenty of hair. Here's your bald, I mean your boiled, egg.'

A la recherche des cheveux perdus.

"Everybody freeze! This is a stickup!"

'Global warming, international terrorism, melting polar ice caps, receding hairline... It's all very worrying.'

"He's a good boy, but he sheds like crazy."

"We took a yachting holiday last year, strayed into the Bermuda Triangle, miraculously made it home somehow, but Brian's hair disappeared."

"Hey - a crop circle! Let's land here...."

"Someday, son, all of yours will be this."

"Well, did it work?"

"Operator, get me my hair!"

"Good news, we found a plant the cured baldness."

Shampoo 'Slaphead and Shoulders'

Man has special three-pronged comb for the three hairs on his head.

'Your wife called. She said she found your toupee on the kitchen floor, next to a saucer of milk.'

Combs for the bald.

Furley hair transplant clinic - Christmas tree needles falling out in clinics window.

'I think of my 'bald-patch' as a solar panel for a sex-machine!'

Hair Transplant Clinic

"I definitely said I needed a BOLD knight..."

Dad, if there was a hair fairy, you'd be rich."

'POSTED! TOPLESS BATHERS ONLY BEYOND THIS POINT!'

"You have no idea how embarrassing it is to be a bald lion. This morning a cub mistook me for his mother."

"So, under 'Hair Color' you wrote 'Infra-Redhead!?!"

'Poor Fred -- he thought he'd get his hair back.'