Baldness Humor Lover Gifts

Half full head of hair, half empty head of hair.

'Of course you're not losing your hair. Most of it is right here in the bath if you want it.'

"I thought they weren't allowed to move!"

'Poor Fred -- he thought he'd get his hair back.'

'We were thinking of naming him after his daddy, but I don't really like the name, Old slap head.'

Snail Pattern Balding.

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

The barber

Operation Chrome Dome.

Bald man with a brush on his head

Your male pattern baldness is partly genetic and partly hereditary.

'I wish I had more hair.' 'Don't be a silly billy. You've got plenty of hair. Here's your bald, I mean your boiled, egg.'

A la recherche des cheveux perdus.

All I know is, your Rogaine's all chewed up, and the cat's been coughing like crazy.

There's a zip code on your head. It's mail pattern baldness.

"He's a good boy, but he sheds like crazy."

"Everybody freeze! This is a stickup!"

'Global warming, international terrorism, melting polar ice caps, receding hairline... It's all very worrying.'

"We took a yachting holiday last year, strayed into the Bermuda Triangle, miraculously made it home somehow, but Brian's hair disappeared."

"Someday, son, all of yours will be this."

"Good news, we found a plant the cured baldness."

"Hey - a crop circle! Let's land here...."

"Operator, get me my hair!"

"Well, did it work?"

"The hair on my back - will it go back to my head?"

Shampoo 'Slaphead and Shoulders'

Man has special three-pronged comb for the three hairs on his head.

'Your wife called. She said she found your toupee on the kitchen floor, next to a saucer of milk.'

Combs for the bald.

'I think of my 'bald-patch' as a solar panel for a sex-machine!'

Furley hair transplant clinic - Christmas tree needles falling out in clinics window.

Dad, if there was a hair fairy, you'd be rich."

Look, Joe got a toupee! He's living under an assumed mane!

"You have no idea how embarrassing it is to be a bald lion. This morning a cub mistook me for his mother."

Hair Transplant Clinic