Baldness Humor Gifts

"Operator, get me my hair!"

Bald man with a brush on his head

Dad, if there was a hair fairy, you'd be rich."

'We were thinking of naming him after his daddy, but I don't really like the name, Old slap head.'

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

Snail Pattern Balding.

The barber

Balding gnomes

Operation Chrome Dome.

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

This is what Fred gets for wishing for more hair.

Your male pattern baldness is partly genetic and partly hereditary.

"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald."

'I wish I had more hair.' 'Don't be a silly billy. You've got plenty of hair. Here's your bald, I mean your boiled, egg.'

"He's a good boy, but he sheds like crazy."

'Global warming, international terrorism, melting polar ice caps, receding hairline... It's all very worrying.'

The less celebrated, but still spectacular, combover eagle.

"We took a yachting holiday last year, strayed into the Bermuda Triangle, miraculously made it home somehow, but Brian's hair disappeared."

"Someday, son, all of yours will be this."

Comb over club.

"Good news, we found a plant the cured baldness."

"Well, did it work?"

Half full head of hair, half empty head of hair.

'I'm prescribing Rogaine for your head and Roloss for your back.'

Shampoo 'Slaphead and Shoulders'

Combs for the bald.

Man has special three-pronged comb for the three hairs on his head.

'Your wife called. She said she found your toupee on the kitchen floor, next to a saucer of milk.'

"Not too much off the top, Floyd!"

'You can tell when you're getting older when your ears are hairier than your head!'

Furley hair transplant clinic - Christmas tree needles falling out in clinics window.

'I think of my 'bald-patch' as a solar panel for a sex-machine!'

"So, under 'Hair Color' you wrote 'Infra-Redhead!?!"

"I definitely said I needed a BOLD knight..."