Baldness Banter Gifts

"Good news, we found a plant the cured baldness."

Your male pattern baldness is partly genetic and partly hereditary.

Hair Transplant Clinic

'Money and hair only seem important when you don't have any!'

'The hair transplant went well but we had to finish up around the edges with pubic hair...'

'We were thinking of naming him after his daddy, but I don't really like the name, Old slap head.'

Snail Pattern Balding.

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

The barber

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

Balding gnomes

This is what Fred gets for wishing for more hair.

Bald man with a brush on his head

'I wish I had more hair.' 'Don't be a silly billy. You've got plenty of hair. Here's your bald, I mean your boiled, egg.'

"He's a good boy, but he sheds like crazy."

'Global warming, international terrorism, melting polar ice caps, receding hairline... It's all very worrying.'

The less celebrated, but still spectacular, combover eagle.

Bald hairdresser recomending hair restoring lotion

"All in favor of toupees, say aye."

"We took a yachting holiday last year, strayed into the Bermuda Triangle, miraculously made it home somehow, but Brian's hair disappeared."

"Someday, son, all of yours will be this."

"Hey - a crop circle! Let's land here...."

"Operator, get me my hair!"

Half full head of hair, half empty head of hair.

'I'm prescribing Rogaine for your head and Roloss for your back.'

"Not too much off the top, Floyd!"

Man has special three-pronged comb for the three hairs on his head.

'You can tell when you're getting older when your ears are hairier than your head!'

Furley hair transplant clinic - Christmas tree needles falling out in clinics window.

'I think of my 'bald-patch' as a solar panel for a sex-machine!'

'How long has it been since you visited your mother?'

"You have no idea how embarrassing it is to be a bald lion. This morning a cub mistook me for his mother."

'POSTED! TOPLESS BATHERS ONLY BEYOND THIS POINT!'

Dad, if there was a hair fairy, you'd be rich."

'Poor Fred -- he thought he'd get his hair back.'