Baldness Banter Buddy Gifts

'This one's for hair loss awareness'

'We were thinking of naming him after his daddy, but I don't really like the name, Old slap head.'

Snail Pattern Balding.

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

The barber

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

Balding gnomes

This is what Fred gets for wishing for more hair.

A bald eagle approaches middle age

Bald man with a brush on his head

Your male pattern baldness is partly genetic and partly hereditary.

'I wish I had more hair.' 'Don't be a silly billy. You've got plenty of hair. Here's your bald, I mean your boiled, egg.'

'Global warming, international terrorism, melting polar ice caps, receding hairline... It's all very worrying.'

"He's a good boy, but he sheds like crazy."

The less celebrated, but still spectacular, combover eagle.

Bald hairdresser recomending hair restoring lotion

"We took a yachting holiday last year, strayed into the Bermuda Triangle, miraculously made it home somehow, but Brian's hair disappeared."

"All in favor of toupees, say aye."

"Hey - a crop circle! Let's land here...."

"Someday, son, all of yours will be this."

"Good news, we found a plant the cured baldness."

"Operator, get me my hair!"

Half full head of hair, half empty head of hair.

'I'm prescribing Rogaine for your head and Roloss for your back.'

'You can tell when you're getting older when your ears are hairier than your head!'

Man has special three-pronged comb for the three hairs on his head.

"Not too much off the top, Floyd!"

"Now, that's more LIKE it!"

Hair Replacement.

Furley hair transplant clinic - Christmas tree needles falling out in clinics window.

'I think of my 'bald-patch' as a solar panel for a sex-machine!'