Baldness Banter Buddy Prints

'This one's for hair loss awareness'

'We were thinking of naming him after his daddy, but I don't really like the name, Old slap head.'

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

Snail Pattern Balding.

The barber

Balding gnomes

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

This is what Fred gets for wishing for more hair.

Your male pattern baldness is partly genetic and partly hereditary.

A bald eagle approaches middle age

Bald man with a brush on his head

'I wish I had more hair.' 'Don't be a silly billy. You've got plenty of hair. Here's your bald, I mean your boiled, egg.'

There's a zip code on your head. It's mail pattern baldness.

All I know is, your Rogaine's all chewed up, and the cat's been coughing like crazy.

The less celebrated, but still spectacular, combover eagle.

"He's a good boy, but he sheds like crazy."

'Global warming, international terrorism, melting polar ice caps, receding hairline... It's all very worrying.'

Bald hairdresser recomending hair restoring lotion

"All in favor of toupees, say aye."

"We took a yachting holiday last year, strayed into the Bermuda Triangle, miraculously made it home somehow, but Brian's hair disappeared."

"Someday, son, all of yours will be this."

"Hey - a crop circle! Let's land here...."

"Operator, get me my hair!"

"The hair on my back - will it go back to my head?"

"Good news, we found a plant the cured baldness."

Half full head of hair, half empty head of hair.

'I'm prescribing Rogaine for your head and Roloss for your back.'

Man has special three-pronged comb for the three hairs on his head.

I shaved my head before clipping season so the sheep feel we're in this together. Shear and shear alike!

"Not too much off the top, Floyd!"

"Now, that's more LIKE it!"

Hair Replacement.

'You can tell when you're getting older when your ears are hairier than your head!'

'I think of my 'bald-patch' as a solar panel for a sex-machine!'

Furley hair transplant clinic - Christmas tree needles falling out in clinics window.