Baldness Humor Buff Gifts

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

Cat Nip.

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

'The meek shall inherit the Earth!'

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

'He does lack social skills.'

The Golfing Accident

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

'Try and be pleasant dear, you don't want to alienate it.'

"And would you like flies with that?"

'We were thinking of naming him after his daddy, but I don't really like the name, Old slap head.'

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

"I've told you kids - that's not a toy!"

"Oh, yeah? Well, you smell nice!"

Stepping on clown's shoe...

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

'We're well positioned, but we lack leadership.'

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

"Okay guys you have your assignments. Let's get cracking!"

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

"Beware of God"

'Ah, business as usual.'

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

'The next case Your Honor, is a palimony suit. The ant vs the grasshopper.'

Bottle-nosed Dolphins.

'We had to discontinue the alphabet soup, sir - Too many censorship problems.'

"While you were out, the staff whittled away your desk into a totem pole."