Baldness Humor Buff Mugs

Look, Joe got a toupee! He's living under an assumed mane!

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

Cat Nip.

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

'The meek shall inherit the Earth!'

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

'He does lack social skills.'

Cheeze Wiz.

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

The Golfing Accident

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

'Try and be pleasant dear, you don't want to alienate it.'

"And would you like flies with that?"

Wedding disaster #27.

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

'We were thinking of naming him after his daddy, but I don't really like the name, Old slap head.'

Milk Bar - "Don't you think you've had enough?"

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

"I've told you kids - that's not a toy!"

"Oh, yeah? Well, you smell nice!"

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

Stepping on clown's shoe...

'We're well positioned, but we lack leadership.'

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

'Ah, business as usual.'

Podiatry. The greated podiatrist of all time, you say? Yep. I studied at his feet.

"Beware of God"

Bottle-nosed Dolphins.

'We had to discontinue the alphabet soup, sir - Too many censorship problems.'

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

'The next case Your Honor, is a palimony suit. The ant vs the grasshopper.'

"While you were out, the staff whittled away your desk into a totem pole."

The Quotable Ben Franklin. To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals. And not flying thy kite during thunderstorms might help, too!