Baldness Banter Extraordinaire Gifts

'I think of my 'bald-patch' as a solar panel for a sex-machine!'

'We were thinking of naming him after his daddy, but I don't really like the name, Old slap head.'

Snail Pattern Balding.

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

The barber

Balding gnomes

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

This is what Fred gets for wishing for more hair.

Your male pattern baldness is partly genetic and partly hereditary.

Bald man with a brush on his head

'I wish I had more hair.' 'Don't be a silly billy. You've got plenty of hair. Here's your bald, I mean your boiled, egg.'

There's a zip code on your head. It's mail pattern baldness.

All I know is, your Rogaine's all chewed up, and the cat's been coughing like crazy.

The less celebrated, but still spectacular, combover eagle.

'Global warming, international terrorism, melting polar ice caps, receding hairline... It's all very worrying.'

"He's a good boy, but he sheds like crazy."

Bald hairdresser recomending hair restoring lotion

"We took a yachting holiday last year, strayed into the Bermuda Triangle, miraculously made it home somehow, but Brian's hair disappeared."

"All in favor of toupees, say aye."

"The hair on my back - will it go back to my head?"

"Well, did it work?"

"Good news, we found a plant the cured baldness."

"Hey - a crop circle! Let's land here...."

"Someday, son, all of yours will be this."

"Operator, get me my hair!"

Half full head of hair, half empty head of hair.

'I'm prescribing Rogaine for your head and Roloss for your back.'

'You can tell when you're getting older when your ears are hairier than your head!'

"Not too much off the top, Floyd!"

Man has special three-pronged comb for the three hairs on his head.

Combs for the bald.

Furley hair transplant clinic - Christmas tree needles falling out in clinics window.

Look, Joe got a toupee! He's living under an assumed mane!

'How long has it been since you visited your mother?'

Dad, if there was a hair fairy, you'd be rich."