Baldness Banterer Gifts

This is what Fred gets for wishing for more hair.

'I'm prescribing Rogaine for your head and Roloss for your back.'

Balding gnomes

'You can tell when you're getting older when your ears are hairier than your head!'

The less celebrated, but still spectacular, combover eagle.

'Sorry -- we're overstocked on bald guys right now.'

'Pembrook got his pony tail just in time.'

'...why pay a fortune...'

Uneasy lies the head that wears a cheap toupee to bed.

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

"The sun is killing me up here. . ."

"Not too much off the top, Floyd!"

Snail Pattern Balding.

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

The barber

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

"And here's good news for the defense. I am disqualifying myself on the grounds of blatant prejudice."

Your male pattern baldness is partly genetic and partly hereditary.

Bald man with a brush on his head

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

'I wish I had more hair.' 'Don't be a silly billy. You've got plenty of hair. Here's your bald, I mean your boiled, egg.'

All I know is, your Rogaine's all chewed up, and the cat's been coughing like crazy.

There's a zip code on your head. It's mail pattern baldness.

"Maybe if I put these under my pillow I'll get a visit from the hair fairy."

'Global warming, international terrorism, melting polar ice caps, receding hairline... It's all very worrying.'

"He's a good boy, but he sheds like crazy."

Bald hairdresser recomending hair restoring lotion

"We took a yachting holiday last year, strayed into the Bermuda Triangle, miraculously made it home somehow, but Brian's hair disappeared."

"Hey - a crop circle! Let's land here...."

"Someday, son, all of yours will be this."

"Operator, get me my hair!"

"The hair on my back - will it go back to my head?"

"Good news, we found a plant the cured baldness."

'What you look at it? You want a piece of me, is that what you want?'

Half full head of hair, half empty head of hair.