Baldness Banterer Pillows

This is what Fred gets for wishing for more hair.

'I'm prescribing Rogaine for your head and Roloss for your back.'

Balding gnomes

'You can tell when you're getting older when your ears are hairier than your head!'

The less celebrated, but still spectacular, combover eagle.

'Sorry -- we're overstocked on bald guys right now.'

'Pembrook got his pony tail just in time.'

'...why pay a fortune...'

Uneasy lies the head that wears a cheap toupee to bed.

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

"The sun is killing me up here. . ."

"Not too much off the top, Floyd!"

Snail Pattern Balding.

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

The barber

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

"And here's good news for the defense. I am disqualifying myself on the grounds of blatant prejudice."

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

Your male pattern baldness is partly genetic and partly hereditary.

Bald man with a brush on his head

'I wish I had more hair.' 'Don't be a silly billy. You've got plenty of hair. Here's your bald, I mean your boiled, egg.'

"Maybe if I put these under my pillow I'll get a visit from the hair fairy."

"He's a good boy, but he sheds like crazy."

'Global warming, international terrorism, melting polar ice caps, receding hairline... It's all very worrying.'

Bald hairdresser recomending hair restoring lotion

"We took a yachting holiday last year, strayed into the Bermuda Triangle, miraculously made it home somehow, but Brian's hair disappeared."

"Operator, get me my hair!"

"Good news, we found a plant the cured baldness."

"Someday, son, all of yours will be this."

"Hey - a crop circle! Let's land here...."

'What you look at it? You want a piece of me, is that what you want?'

Half full head of hair, half empty head of hair.

"Clyde here has volunteered to try the hair growth formula in time for his date tonight."

Man has special three-pronged comb for the three hairs on his head.

'We're gonna make a fortune using cactus as hair replacement for porcupines.'