Baldness Whisperer Pillows

"Oh God...Split end."

"Tell me more about your fear of going bald."

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

Balding gnomes

This is what Fred gets for wishing for more hair.

New Hair Cloning Technology.

Your male pattern baldness is partly genetic and partly hereditary.

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

"A valiant effort, Mike, but just accept that you're going bald."

Baldness Facts

"Maybe if I put these under my pillow I'll get a visit from the hair fairy."

'A crack team of scientists searches tirelessly for a cure for baldness.'

"His baldness was way out of control, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."

"Wig or the wisp?"

"The combover works even less now that you're using your back hair."

The less celebrated, but still spectacular, combover eagle.

'Blummin' 'eck - a granddad!'

'Your, 'Never can come out in public' session is over. After I leave the room, you come out and slink away!'

"The Five Major Warning Signs of Baldness."

Bald hairdresser recomending hair restoring lotion

"Hey - a crop circle! Let's land here...."

Hair loss comb.

"Good news, we found a plant the cured baldness."

"Hey... Where'd everybody go?"

'I'm prescribing Rogaine for your head and Roloss for your back.'

Toupee shop showcases hairy head covering.

"Not too much off the top, Floyd!"

Hare restorer.

The Lord giveth. The Lord taketh away. Joe giveth back.

'I think you're on to something, Langdon. Perhaps we should try for a lot of LITTLE hairs instead.'

'We're gonna make a fortune using cactus as hair replacement for porcupines.'

"Clyde here has volunteered to try the hair growth formula in time for his date tonight."