Baldness Whisperer Pillows

"Oh God...Split end."

"Tell me more about your fear of going bald."

Broadway Theater coming productions. Look, they're bringing back a production of "Hair" with all the original cast members. It's going to be called "Bald".

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

Balding gnomes

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

This is what Fred gets for wishing for more hair.

New Hair Cloning Technology.

Your male pattern baldness is partly genetic and partly hereditary.

"A valiant effort, Mike, but just accept that you're going bald."

Baldness Facts

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

"Maybe if I put these under my pillow I'll get a visit from the hair fairy."

'A crack team of scientists searches tirelessly for a cure for baldness.'

"His baldness was way out of control, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."

'Your, 'Never can come out in public' session is over. After I leave the room, you come out and slink away!'

"The combover works even less now that you're using your back hair."

The less celebrated, but still spectacular, combover eagle.

'Blummin' 'eck - a granddad!'

"Wig or the wisp?"

"The Five Major Warning Signs of Baldness."

Bald hairdresser recomending hair restoring lotion

"Hey - a crop circle! Let's land here...."

"Good news, we found a plant the cured baldness."

"Hey... Where'd everybody go?"

Hair loss comb.

How Chickens Deal With Baldness.

'I'm prescribing Rogaine for your head and Roloss for your back.'

Toupee shop showcases hairy head covering.

I shaved my head before clipping season so the sheep feel we're in this together. Shear and shear alike!

"Clyde here has volunteered to try the hair growth formula in time for his date tonight."

'I think you're on to something, Langdon. Perhaps we should try for a lot of LITTLE hairs instead.'

"Not too much off the top, Floyd!"

The Lord giveth. The Lord taketh away. Joe giveth back.

'You can tell when you're getting older when your ears are hairier than your head!'