Baldness Banterer T-Shirts

Make a statement with our clever t-shirts designed for baldness banterers. Fun, humorous, and comfortable — they’re ideal for showcasing their playful attitude wherever they go.

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This is what Fred gets for wishing for more hair.

This is what Fred gets for wishing for more hair. mockup

This is what Fred gets for wishing for more hair.

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'I'm prescribing Rogaine for your head and Roloss for your back.'

'I'm prescribing Rogaine for your head and Roloss for your back.' mockup

'I'm prescribing Rogaine for your head and Roloss for your back.'

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Balding gnomes

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'You can tell when you're getting older when your ears are hairier than your head!'

'You can tell when you're getting older when your ears are hairier than your head!' mockup

'You can tell when you're getting older when your ears are hairier than your head!'

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The less celebrated, but still spectacular, combover eagle.

The less celebrated, but still spectacular, combover eagle. mockup

The less celebrated, but still spectacular, combover eagle.

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'Sorry -- we're overstocked on bald guys right now.'

'Sorry -- we're overstocked on bald guys right now.' mockup

'Sorry -- we're overstocked on bald guys right now.'

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'Pembrook got his pony tail just in time.'

'Pembrook got his pony tail just in time.' mockup

'Pembrook got his pony tail just in time.'

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'...why pay a fortune...'

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Uneasy lies the head that wears a cheap toupee to bed.

Uneasy lies the head that wears a cheap toupee to bed. mockup

Uneasy lies the head that wears a cheap toupee to bed.

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'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!' mockup

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

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"The sun is killing me up here. . ." mockup

"The sun is killing me up here. . ."

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"Not too much off the top, Floyd!" mockup

"Not too much off the top, Floyd!"

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Snail Pattern Balding.

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Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope. mockup

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

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The barber

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"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald." mockup

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

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"And here's good news for the defense. I am disqualifying myself on the grounds of blatant prejudice."

"And here's good news for the defense. I am disqualifying myself on the grounds of blatant prejudice." mockup

"And here's good news for the defense. I am disqualifying myself on the grounds of blatant prejudice."

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'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.' mockup

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

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Your male pattern baldness is partly genetic and partly hereditary.

Your male pattern baldness is partly genetic and partly hereditary. mockup

Your male pattern baldness is partly genetic and partly hereditary.

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Bald man with a brush on his head mockup

Bald man with a brush on his head

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'I wish I had more hair.' 'Don't be a silly billy. You've got plenty of hair. Here's your bald, I mean your boiled, egg.'

'I wish I had more hair.' 'Don't be a silly billy. You've got plenty of hair. Here's your bald, I mean your boiled, egg.' mockup

'I wish I had more hair.' 'Don't be a silly billy. You've got plenty of hair. Here's your bald, I mean your boiled, egg.'

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"Maybe if I put these under my pillow I'll get a visit from the hair fairy."

"Maybe if I put these under my pillow I'll get a visit from the hair fairy." mockup

"Maybe if I put these under my pillow I'll get a visit from the hair fairy."

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"He's a good boy, but he sheds like crazy."

"He's a good boy, but he sheds like crazy." mockup

"He's a good boy, but he sheds like crazy."

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'Global warming, international terrorism, melting polar ice caps, receding hairline... It's all very worrying.'

'Global warming, international terrorism, melting polar ice caps, receding hairline... It's all very worrying.' mockup

'Global warming, international terrorism, melting polar ice caps, receding hairline... It's all very worrying.'

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Bald hairdresser recomending hair restoring lotion

Bald hairdresser recomending hair restoring lotion mockup

Bald hairdresser recomending hair restoring lotion

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"We took a yachting holiday last year, strayed into the Bermuda Triangle, miraculously made it home somehow, but Brian's hair disappeared."

"We took a yachting holiday last year, strayed into the Bermuda Triangle, miraculously made it home somehow, but Brian's hair disappeared." mockup

"We took a yachting holiday last year, strayed into the Bermuda Triangle, miraculously made it home somehow, but Brian's hair disappeared."

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"Operator, get me my hair!"

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"Good news, we found a plant the cured baldness."

"Good news, we found a plant the cured baldness." mockup

"Good news, we found a plant the cured baldness."

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"Someday, son, all of yours will be this."

"Someday, son, all of yours will be this." mockup

"Someday, son, all of yours will be this."

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"Hey - a crop circle! Let's land here...."

"Hey - a crop circle! Let's land here...." mockup

"Hey - a crop circle! Let's land here...."

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'What you look at it? You want a piece of me, is that what you want?'

'What you look at it? You want a piece of me, is that what you want?' mockup

'What you look at it? You want a piece of me, is that what you want?'

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Half full head of hair, half empty head of hair.

Half full head of hair, half empty head of hair. mockup

Half full head of hair, half empty head of hair.

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"Clyde here has volunteered to try the hair growth formula in time for his date tonight."

"Clyde here has volunteered to try the hair growth formula in time for his date tonight." mockup

"Clyde here has volunteered to try the hair growth formula in time for his date tonight."

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Man has special three-pronged comb for the three hairs on his head.

Man has special three-pronged comb for the three hairs on his head. mockup

Man has special three-pronged comb for the three hairs on his head.

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'We're gonna make a fortune using cactus as hair replacement for porcupines.'

'We're gonna make a fortune using cactus as hair replacement for porcupines.' mockup

'We're gonna make a fortune using cactus as hair replacement for porcupines.'

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Baldness Banterer T-Shirts Collection

Baldness Banterer Mugs

Looking for more humorous products? Check out our collection of funny mugs perfect for baldness banterers and add a splash of humor to their mornings.

Baldness Banterer Pillows

Discover our funny pillows that make a statement for baldness banterers. Comfortable and comical, they’re a delightful addition to any living space.

Baldness Banterer Prints

Find the perfect humorous print to celebrate baldness with personality. Our quirky artwork is ideal for framing and gifting to your favorite banterer.