Baldness Battler Gifts

'I wish I had a lot more hair on my head.'

How Chickens Deal With Baldness.

"Why are you walking my wig ?"

Man pulling nose hair and inadvertently head hair.

Hare restorer.

"C'mon, Carl... you're not fooling anybody with that rug."

"The hair growth formula didn't help Bob...so we're trying it in the garden!"

'Apparently you didn't shake well'

'I've been telling you your toupee looks like nest material.'

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

"His baldness was way out ofcontrol, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."

'We're gonna make a fortune using cactus as hair replacement for porcupines.'

"Stop grinning ... I pulled more hair than that out of the carpet sweeper this morning."

"Clyde here has volunteered to try the hair growth formula in time for his date tonight."

"Those baldness pills I gave you, were not meant to be suppository."

"Believe me, if there were an easy stem cell fix for baldness, our team would have found it by now."

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

Pop Culture for Teens

"Tell me more about your fear of going bald."

Broadway Theater coming productions. Look, they're bringing back a production of "Hair" with all the original cast members. It's going to be called "Bald".

Balding gnomes

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

This is what Fred gets for wishing for more hair.

Baldness Facts

"A valiant effort, Mike, but just accept that you're going bald."

New Hair Cloning Technology.

'A crack team of scientists searches tirelessly for a cure for baldness.'

"Maybe if I put these under my pillow I'll get a visit from the hair fairy."

"His baldness was way out of control, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."

"The combover works even less now that you're using your back hair."

'Blummin' 'eck - a granddad!'

"Wig or the wisp?"

The less celebrated, but still spectacular, combover eagle.

'You can't join the Federal Witness Protection program just to keep your friends from seeing your bald spot.'