Baldness Battler Gifts

"Why are you walking my wig ?"

Man pulling nose hair and inadvertently head hair.

Hare restorer.

"C'mon, Carl... you're not fooling anybody with that rug."

"The hair growth formula didn't help Bob...so we're trying it in the garden!"

'Apparently you didn't shake well'

'I've been telling you your toupee looks like nest material.'

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

"His baldness was way out ofcontrol, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."

'We're gonna make a fortune using cactus as hair replacement for porcupines.'

"Stop grinning ... I pulled more hair than that out of the carpet sweeper this morning."

"Clyde here has volunteered to try the hair growth formula in time for his date tonight."

"Those baldness pills I gave you, were not meant to be suppository."

"Believe me, if there were an easy stem cell fix for baldness, our team would have found it by now."

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

"Tell me more about your fear of going bald."

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

Balding gnomes

This is what Fred gets for wishing for more hair.

New Hair Cloning Technology.

"A valiant effort, Mike, but just accept that you're going bald."

Baldness Facts

"Maybe if I put these under my pillow I'll get a visit from the hair fairy."

"His baldness was way out of control, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."

'A crack team of scientists searches tirelessly for a cure for baldness.'

"The combover works even less now that you're using your back hair."

The less celebrated, but still spectacular, combover eagle.

'You can't join the Federal Witness Protection program just to keep your friends from seeing your bald spot.'

'Blummin' 'eck - a granddad!'

"Wig or the wisp?"

'Worst case of premature baldness I've ever seen.'

"The Five Major Warning Signs of Baldness."

Bald hairdresser recomending hair restoring lotion

Bad Scalp Day