Baldness Buddies Gifts

"All in favor of toupees, say aye."

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

Balding gnomes

This is what Fred gets for wishing for more hair.

Baldness Facts

A bald eagle approaches middle age

"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald."

Your male pattern baldness is partly genetic and partly hereditary.

"His baldness was way out of control, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."

"I don't regret going bald. I just regret growing bald before I had a chance to rock a man bun."

This here's my kitty! I call er Whiskers!

The less celebrated, but still spectacular, combover eagle.

"The combover works even less now that you're using your back hair."

"The Five Major Warning Signs of Baldness."

Bald hairdresser recomending hair restoring lotion

"Hey... Where'd everybody go?"

"Hey - a crop circle! Let's land here...."

"Good news, we found a plant the cured baldness."

"Someday, son, all of yours will be this."

"Geez. He's bald. No teeth. And craps in diapers."

Half full head of hair, half empty head of hair.

'I'm prescribing Rogaine for your head and Roloss for your back.'

"Not too much off the top, Floyd!"

Hair Replacement.

"Now, that's more LIKE it!"

Toupee shop showcases hairy head covering.

'You can tell when you're getting older when your ears are hairier than your head!'

Furley hair transplant clinic - Christmas tree needles falling out in clinics window.

'I think of my 'bald-patch' as a solar panel for a sex-machine!'

Hair Transplant Clinic