Bald Friend Gifts

Hair Replacement.

"Oh, quit your whining. At least yours comes back in the Spring

Operation Chrome Dome.

Balding Autumn Tree.

"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald."

A bald eagle approaches middle age

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

This here's my kitty! I call er Whiskers!

'I think you're rocking the bold look, too!'

Advantages of being bald # 3 - Evil villain movie parts.

"All in favor of toupees, say aye."

"Well, did it work?"

"The hair on my back - will it go back to my head?"

Shampoo 'Slaphead and Shoulders'

'Your wife called. She said she found your toupee on the kitchen floor, next to a saucer of milk.'

Combs for the bald.

I shaved my head before clipping season so the sheep feel we're in this together. Shear and shear alike!

"Now, that's more LIKE it!"

Furley hair transplant clinic - Christmas tree needles falling out in clinics window.

'You 2 have such wonderful rapport.'

"Face it, Herb, you're a bald eagle..."

"When I was young, we had a lot of hair and no tattoos. Now everything's all reversed."

'Stop running your fingers through my hair, Rita.'

"My opinion? The back hair comb-over isn't fooling anyone."

Custer's Last Strand

"I definitely said I needed a BOLD knight..."

'Poor Fred -- he thought he'd get his hair back.'

"Well, sir - shall I plait em, count em or shall we just make do with a polish?"

'Well, somebody's got to fluff my wig.'

'Vote for me, or I'll sue for discrimination against bald guys.'

'And how would sir like it cut today?'

'The truly enlightened don't NEED comb-overs!'

"Last year his hair began to recede, then it was gone. I think it has something to do with global warming."

"We can do hair plugs, but did you know today we're having a sale on solar panels?"

'Do you think that's a rug he's wearing?'