Bald Friend Prints

Hair Replacement.

"Oh, quit your whining. At least yours comes back in the Spring

Operation Chrome Dome.

Balding Autumn Tree.

A bald eagle approaches middle age

"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald."

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

This here's my kitty! I call er Whiskers!

'I think you're rocking the bold look, too!'

Advantages of being bald # 3 - Evil villain movie parts.

"All in favor of toupees, say aye."

"Well, did it work?"

Shampoo 'Slaphead and Shoulders'

Combs for the bald.

"Now, that's more LIKE it!"

'Your wife called. She said she found your toupee on the kitchen floor, next to a saucer of milk.'

'You 2 have such wonderful rapport.'

Furley hair transplant clinic - Christmas tree needles falling out in clinics window.

'Stop running your fingers through my hair, Rita.'

Custer's Last Strand

"I definitely said I needed a BOLD knight..."

"When I was young, we had a lot of hair and no tattoos. Now everything's all reversed."

'Poor Fred -- he thought he'd get his hair back.'

'Do you think that's a rug he's wearing?'

"Well, sir - shall I plait em, count em or shall we just make do with a polish?"

'Well, somebody's got to fluff my wig.'

"Last year his hair began to recede, then it was gone. I think it has something to do with global warming."

'The truly enlightened don't NEED comb-overs!'

'Vote for me, or I'll sue for discrimination against bald guys.'

'And how would sir like it cut today?'

"We can do hair plugs, but did you know today we're having a sale on solar panels?"

Hamlet.