Baldness Comrade Gifts

Bald hairdresser recomending hair restoring lotion

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

Balding gnomes

This is what Fred gets for wishing for more hair.

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

Your male pattern baldness is partly genetic and partly hereditary.

'It's a smaller planet than I thought.'

'Global warming, international terrorism, melting polar ice caps, receding hairline... It's all very worrying.'

The less celebrated, but still spectacular, combover eagle.

'Blummin' 'eck - a granddad!'

"All in favor of toupees, say aye."

"Hey - a crop circle! Let's land here...."

"Good news, we found a plant the cured baldness."

"Someday, son, all of yours will be this."

Half full head of hair, half empty head of hair.

'I'm prescribing Rogaine for your head and Roloss for your back.'

How Chickens Deal With Baldness.

'You can tell when you're getting older when your ears are hairier than your head!'

'I think you're on to something, Langdon. Perhaps we should try for a lot of LITTLE hairs instead.'

"This one is called 'Hell Toupee'

'Your mother reckons you look like your baby photos now without your dandruff, dear.'

Hare restorer.

"Clyde here has volunteered to try the hair growth formula in time for his date tonight."

I shaved my head before clipping season so the sheep feel we're in this together. Shear and shear alike!

'We're gonna make a fortune using cactus as hair replacement for porcupines.'

"Not too much off the top, Floyd!"

'The dog's scooting on your rug.'

Furley hair transplant clinic - Christmas tree needles falling out in clinics window.

'I think of my 'bald-patch' as a solar panel for a sex-machine!'

Man pulling nose hair and inadvertently head hair.

Look, Joe got a toupee! He's living under an assumed mane!

'Apparently you didn't shake well'

"His baldness was way out ofcontrol, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."