Baldness Comrade Pillows

Bald hairdresser recomending hair restoring lotion

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

Balding gnomes

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

This is what Fred gets for wishing for more hair.

Your male pattern baldness is partly genetic and partly hereditary.

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

'It's a smaller planet than I thought.'

The less celebrated, but still spectacular, combover eagle.

'Blummin' 'eck - a granddad!'

'Global warming, international terrorism, melting polar ice caps, receding hairline... It's all very worrying.'

"All in favor of toupees, say aye."

"Good news, we found a plant the cured baldness."

"Hey - a crop circle! Let's land here...."

"Someday, son, all of yours will be this."

Half full head of hair, half empty head of hair.

'I'm prescribing Rogaine for your head and Roloss for your back.'

'I think you're on to something, Langdon. Perhaps we should try for a lot of LITTLE hairs instead.'

'Your mother reckons you look like your baby photos now without your dandruff, dear.'

"Clyde here has volunteered to try the hair growth formula in time for his date tonight."

"Not too much off the top, Floyd!"

'You can tell when you're getting older when your ears are hairier than your head!'

'We're gonna make a fortune using cactus as hair replacement for porcupines.'

Hare restorer.

Man pulling nose hair and inadvertently head hair.

'I think of my 'bald-patch' as a solar panel for a sex-machine!'

Furley hair transplant clinic - Christmas tree needles falling out in clinics window.

"His baldness was way out ofcontrol, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."

'How long has it been since you visited your mother?'

'Apparently you didn't shake well'