Baldness Awareness Pillows

'I felt that!'

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

Blind man walking a tortoise.

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

Bald man with a brush on his head

'It's a smaller planet than I thought.'

Your male pattern baldness is partly genetic and partly hereditary.

"Can you suggest something that will enhance my hairstyle?"

'Global warming, international terrorism, melting polar ice caps, receding hairline... It's all very worrying.'

'Blummin' 'eck - a granddad!'

'Worst case of premature baldness I've ever seen.'

Bald hairdresser recomending hair restoring lotion

"All in favor of toupees, say aye."

I Love Baldies.

"Hey - a crop circle! Let's land here...."

"Number 48, "Gents wig, natural look"..."

"Operator, get me my hair!"

"Geez. He's bald. No teeth. And craps in diapers."

"Good news, we found a plant the cured baldness."

'Your mother reckons you look like your baby photos now without your dandruff, dear.'

'I think you're on to something, Langdon. Perhaps we should try for a lot of LITTLE hairs instead.'

Politically incorrect cliche (blind man with seeing eye dog begging)

The Bald Eagle and its evolutionary ancestors.

'The truly enlightened don't NEED comb-overs!'

'How long has it been since you visited your mother?'

"You have no idea how embarrassing it is to be a bald lion. This morning a cub mistook me for his mother."

'POSTED! TOPLESS BATHERS ONLY BEYOND THIS POINT!'

Hair Transplant Clinic

'The bad news is, it didn't grow hair. The good news is, he's being featured in 'Better Homes and Gardens'.' (Quick Gro tub next to chair.)

Dad, if there was a hair fairy, you'd be rich."