Baldness Awareness Mugs

'I felt that!'

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

Blind man walking a tortoise.

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

Bald man with a brush on his head

'It's a smaller planet than I thought.'

Your male pattern baldness is partly genetic and partly hereditary.

"Can you suggest something that will enhance my hairstyle?"

'Blummin' 'eck - a granddad!'

'Global warming, international terrorism, melting polar ice caps, receding hairline... It's all very worrying.'

'Worst case of premature baldness I've ever seen.'

Bald hairdresser recomending hair restoring lotion

"All in favor of toupees, say aye."

"Hey - a crop circle! Let's land here...."

"Number 48, "Gents wig, natural look"..."

"Operator, get me my hair!"

I Love Baldies.

"Geez. He's bald. No teeth. And craps in diapers."

"Good news, we found a plant the cured baldness."

"Mind your language, Peters - I'm a 'follicly-challenged' old bastard, if you please."

"This one is called 'Hell Toupee'

I shaved my head before clipping season so the sheep feel we're in this together. Shear and shear alike!

'I think you're on to something, Langdon. Perhaps we should try for a lot of LITTLE hairs instead.'

'Your mother reckons you look like your baby photos now without your dandruff, dear.'

A startling scientific breakthrough occurs when the Hair Club for men joins forces with Chia Pet.

'The dog's scooting on your rug.'

Politically incorrect cliche (blind man with seeing eye dog begging)

'How long has it been since you visited your mother?'

Hair Transplant Clinic

'The bad news is, it didn't grow hair. The good news is, he's being featured in 'Better Homes and Gardens'.' (Quick Gro tub next to chair.)

'The truly enlightened don't NEED comb-overs!'

Dad, if there was a hair fairy, you'd be rich."

The Bald Eagle and its evolutionary ancestors.

"You have no idea how embarrassing it is to be a bald lion. This morning a cub mistook me for his mother."