Bald Appreciation Society Pillows

"Geez. He's bald. No teeth. And craps in diapers."

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

'We were thinking of naming him after his daddy, but I don't really like the name, Old slap head.'

"Oh, quit your whining. At least yours comes back in the Spring

"They say eventually I'll start to look like him."

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

Balding Autumn Tree.

A bald eagle approaches middle age

"I don't regret going bald. I just regret growing bald before I had a chance to rock a man bun."

Bald hairdresser recomending hair restoring lotion

"All in favor of toupees, say aye."

'Well, if you must run your fingers through my hair.'

"Hey - a crop circle! Let's land here...."

"Uh oh, Chet. There's a toupee down on the play.."

'I think you're on to something, Langdon. Perhaps we should try for a lot of LITTLE hairs instead.'

'POSTED! TOPLESS BATHERS ONLY BEYOND THIS POINT!'

"You have no idea how embarrassing it is to be a bald lion. This morning a cub mistook me for his mother."

The Bald Eagle and its evolutionary ancestors.

"When I was young, we had a lot of hair and no tattoos. Now everything's all reversed."

'The bad news is, it didn't grow hair. The good news is, he's being featured in 'Better Homes and Gardens'.' (Quick Gro tub next to chair.)

Money and hair only seem important when you don't have any!

"So, under 'Hair Color' you wrote 'Infra-Redhead!?!"

'Don't you guys ever read? That contract is void in case of male pattern baldness!'

A halo lifts a toupee off an angel.

'Do you think that's a rug he's wearing?'

'Your bald head is like Alaska. A great white bear place.'

'Nice try, Herb.'

"Write down that my hair didn't grow back!"

"Bob, are you going to wear that star all the time?" "It covers my bald spot."

Child commenting on a visitor's baldness

'The truly enlightened don't NEED comb-overs!'

'No, I'm not bald - I'm shaved...There is a difference.'

'I felt that!'

Boy commenting on a man's bald patch

Long beard as wedding veil.