Bald Beauty Appreciator Pillows

Balding Autumn Tree.

'Do you think that's a rug he's wearing?'

"When I was young, we had a lot of hair and no tattoos. Now everything's all reversed."

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

'We were thinking of naming him after his daddy, but I don't really like the name, Old slap head.'

"Oh, quit your whining. At least yours comes back in the Spring

"They say eventually I'll start to look like him."

'You've got dry scalp.'

Operation Chrome Dome.

Rating the Sunset

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

'What a view! The motivational poster doesn't do it justice.'

'I always ask that you be frank and let your hair down providing, of course, you ever grow any hair to let down.'

"I don't regret going bald. I just regret growing bald before I had a chance to rock a man bun."

'I think you're rocking the bold look, too!'

'Well, if you must run your fingers through my hair.'

"Hey - a crop circle! Let's land here...."

"I never appreciated having a cat until I lost my hair."

Half full head of hair, half empty head of hair.

"Yes. I think I've got enough for a man bun."

'I think you're on to something, Langdon. Perhaps we should try for a lot of LITTLE hairs instead.'

The same thing happened to my hair! Try sleeping on your side for a while!

"What I said was 'You'd look good in a TOUPEE'..."

"Uh oh, Chet. There's a toupee down on the play.."

'Parting is such sweet sorrow.'

Furley hair transplant clinic - Christmas tree needles falling out in clinics window.

To Cricketers

'Don't you guys ever read? That contract is void in case of male pattern baldness!'

Alternate Views of Life

'POSTED! TOPLESS BATHERS ONLY BEYOND THIS POINT!'

"You have no idea how embarrassing it is to be a bald lion. This morning a cub mistook me for his mother."

"I definitely said I needed a BOLD knight..."

'The bad news is, it didn't grow hair. The good news is, he's being featured in 'Better Homes and Gardens'.' (Quick Gro tub next to chair.)

"So, under 'Hair Color' you wrote 'Infra-Redhead!?!"