Bald And Beautiful Pillows

'Parting is such sweet sorrow.'

'I think you're on to something, Langdon. Perhaps we should try for a lot of LITTLE hairs instead.'

Oh no! My hairs falling out

"And while we're here, do you have a rug for my husband's head?"

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

"Oh, quit your whining. At least yours comes back in the Spring

"They say eventually I'll start to look like him."

"A shave and a shine."

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

'It's a smaller planet than I thought.'

The shape of things to come

'I always ask that you be frank and let your hair down providing, of course, you ever grow any hair to let down.'

Balding Autumn Tree.

A bald eagle approaches middle age

Baldness Facts

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

'When did you first notice the bald spot?'

"I'm having a bad forehead day."

'Your polar ice cap is melting.'

'I think you're rocking the bold look, too!'

Advantages of being bald # 1 - Freshly Squeezed Grapefruit Juice

Lion Toupee

Combs for the old.

"I never appreciated having a cat until I lost my hair."

'Well, if you must run your fingers through my hair.'

"The only thing getting thinner, is my hair."

'Wisdom is the comb that life gives you after you lose your hair!'

Bird landing on egghead monk

"...and how would sir like it?"

Trying to get a TV reception from a bald head.

'In winter no-one knows that you're bald.'

"I wonder what we did in a past life that made us all go bald?"

Hair Replacement.