Bald And Beautiful Gifts

'Parting is such sweet sorrow.'

'I think you're on to something, Langdon. Perhaps we should try for a lot of LITTLE hairs instead.'

Oh no! My hairs falling out

"And while we're here, do you have a rug for my husband's head?"

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

"Oh, quit your whining. At least yours comes back in the Spring

"They say eventually I'll start to look like him."

"A shave and a shine."

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

The shape of things to come

'It's a smaller planet than I thought.'

A bald eagle approaches middle age

'I always ask that you be frank and let your hair down providing, of course, you ever grow any hair to let down.'

Baldness Facts

Balding Autumn Tree.

"I'm having a bad forehead day."

'Your polar ice cap is melting.'

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

'When did you first notice the bald spot?'

'I think you're rocking the bold look, too!'

Advantages of being bald # 1 - Freshly Squeezed Grapefruit Juice

Lion Toupee

'Wisdom is the comb that life gives you after you lose your hair!'

Bird landing on egghead monk

"I never appreciated having a cat until I lost my hair."

Combs for the old.

"The only thing getting thinner, is my hair."

'Well, if you must run your fingers through my hair.'

"Yes. I think I've got enough for a man bun."

"...and how would sir like it?"

"I wonder what we did in a past life that made us all go bald?"

"Uh oh, Chet. There's a toupee down on the play.."